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Sunday Sept. 15, 2013

During the rain delay at Chicagoland Speedway, Stewart-Haas Racing took time to interview the star of the day, the Jet Dryer on Twitter.

@StewartHaasRcng:
After driver intros, Jet Dryer media availability will begin here @ChicagolndSpdwy.

StewartHaasRcng – Q: When will it stop raining?
Jet Dryer: “If we knew that, we’d be a bookie in Las Vegas.”

Q: Do you dry the track any differently for the Chase?
Jet Dryer: “You go to the track, you dry it, and you get points for it.”

Q: Take us for a lap around @@ChicagolndSpdwy.
Jet Dryer: “Turn on jet dryer & then go straight, left, left, straight, left, left.”

Q: Is there a “Chase mode”?
Jet Dryer: “You just take that extra little time, go through checklists twice.”

Q: How does the jet dryer work?
Jet Dryer: “Guys, it’s not rocket science. Wait, I guess it is.”

Q: How do you approach these next 10 races?
Jet Dryer: “Our philosophy of drying the track doesn’t change week to week.”

Q: Is there a point in the Chase when #ItsGoTime?
Jet Dryer: “Until they say the track can’t be dried, you’re never out of it.”

Evil followed that up with a new Coca-Cola Racing Family Commercial featuring the Jet Dryer:

2013 Coca Cola Racing Family

The commercial begins with the Coke Drivers standing on pit road under umbrellas watching the Jet Dryers slowly moving around the track.

Newman “I think I could do better”.
Danica looks at Ryan and replies  “Race ya.”

Next scene, Coke drivers in their race cars towing the Jet Dryers around the track in a speedy race.
The camera pans around the track to Tony sitting on pit wall in his cast talking to a Nascar Official:  “See I told you we’d get the track dried quicker.”

The commercial ends by panning down pit road behind Tony and the official.
A red race car is pulling a Jet Dryer that’s on fire as Tony shakes his head and says “Montoya”, then drinks his Coke.

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