NFL Week 2

Panthers2014 Season: Week 2

Good first week, gambling would have made me 80 cent on the dollar. Shut up nerds! I know that’s statistically breaking even! But I also got 11 of of the games picked, which puts me at the top of the family picks and tied with my niece who is frighteningly good at fantasy football.

I nailed the D.C. game or shall I call them the taboo name: Redskins! Although I wonder what the game would have been like if either of the teams’ offenses had made the game.

The other game I nailed was the Arizona game. Go figure, a Monday night game that went as planned…

Best of all, no, as in nada, jack, squat, oh, zero true failures!

Again this week there’s no free stupid money in Vegas, so no good bets. I’ll let you NYC boys know when the economy perks back up.

My take:

Away

Home

Away

Home

Favorite

Line

O/U

Pittsburgh

Baltimore

19

23

Baltimore

4

42

Miami

Buffalo

20

23

Buffalo

2

43

Jacksonville

Washington

22

25

Washington

3

47

Dallas

Tennessee

23

23

Tennessee

0

46

Arizona

NY Giants

18

24

NY Giants

6

42

New England

Minnesota

26

23

New England

4

49

New Orleans

Cleveland

22

22

Cleveland

0

44

Atlanta

Cincinnati

20

25

Cincinnati

5

45

Detroit

Carolina

20

25

Carolina

5

45

St. Louis

Tampa Bay

20

21

Tampa Bay

1

40

Seattle

San Diego

21

19

Seattle

2

40

Houston

Oakland

23

21

Houston

2

44

NY Jets

Green Bay

18

26

Green Bay

8

45

Kansas City

Denver

19

26

Denver

7

45

Chicago

San Francisco

20

25

San Francisco

5

45

Philadelphia

Indianapolis

21

24

Indianapolis

3

45

Vegas this week:

Favorite

Line

O/U

Bet

O/U

Baltimore

2.5

44.5

Baltimore

Under

Buffalo

1

42.5

Buffalo

Over

Washington

5.5

43

Jacksonville

Over

Tennessee

3.5

49.5

Dallas

Under

NY Giants

0

42.5

NY Giants

Under

New England

4.5

48.5

Minnesota

Over

New Orleans

6.5

48

Cleveland

Under

Cincinnati

5.5

49

Atlanta

Under

Carolina

2.5

43.5

Carolina

Over

Tampa Bay

5.5

37.5

St. Louis

Over

Seattle

4

44

San Diego

Under

Houston

3

40

Oakland

Over

Green Bay

7.5

46

Green Bay

Under

Denver

12.5

50.5

Kansas City

Under

San Francisco

7

48.5

Chicago

Under

Indianapolis

3

54

Philadelphia

Under

E.W.

Don’t know what happened to N.E. but Belichick better have that sorted out this week. My fantasy team needs N.E. to eat baby Vikings.

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