NFL Week 15

footballEvil’s Picks and Analysis

Week 14 was even better to me than week 13, I got 12 picks.

I nailed the New England game. Not that it was hard to pick Brady to win, but picking Cleveland to cover the spread was dicey. The covered it 9 points better than I planned, which didn’t hurt an over bet at all.

I also nailed the Jets game, only both teams scored even more than I figured. Good thing I took the over bet there.

In the true failures category, I favored Houston by 7 and Jacksonville showed up with a football team to win by 7. In Washington, KC showed up with two teams which evened out the game since DC forgot to bring a team. In Pittsburgh, Miami brought some tin snips for Pittsburgh’s tin foil curtain. In Denver, Tennessee’s defense only made it half a mile high, someone should send out a rescue squad and see if they can find them. And one day I’m going to study the Giants and see if I can figure out why suddenly this year they can’t play. I have a bad feeling they met Alice from Wonderland and drank the shrinking potion.

Hmm… maybe it wasn’t all that great a week.

This week New England is back in the Superbowl. They will beat Seattle by half a point. Thanks to Carolina’s win over San Fran, they get to be beat by Dallas instead of Chicago in the playoffs.

My take:

Away

Home

Away

Home

Favorite

Line

O/U

San Diego

Denver

22

27

Denver

5

49

Washington

Atlanta

21

25

Atlanta

5

46

Chicago

Cleveland

21

20

Chicago

1

41

Arizona

Tennessee

20

22

Tennessee

2

42

Houston

Indianapolis

22

21

Houston

1

43

New Orleans

St. Louis

24

22

New Orleans

2

46

New England

Miami

23

21

New England

3

44

Philadelphia

Minnesota

23

24

Minnesota

1

46

Seattle

NY Giants

22

22

NY Giants

0

43

Buffalo

Jacksonville

20

22

Jacksonville

1

42

San Francisco

Tampa Bay

23

20

San Francisco

4

43

NY Jets

Carolina

18

24

Carolina

6

42

Kansas City

Oakland

21

20

Kansas City

1

41

Green Bay

Dallas

24

27

Dallas

3

52

Cincinnati

Pittsburgh

18

21

Pittsburgh

3

40

Baltimore

Detroit

22

24

Detroit

2

46

Vegas this week:

Favorite

Line

O/U

Bet

O/U

Denver

10.5

56.5

San Diego

Under

Atlanta

6

50

Washington

Under

Chicago

1

43

Chicago

Under

Arizona

2.5

42.5

Tennessee

Under

Indianapolis

5

45.5

Houston

Under

New Orleans

6

47.5

St. Louis

Under

Miami

1

45.5

New England

Under

Philadelphia

6.5

50.5

Minnesota

Under

Seattle

7

41.5

NY Giants

Over

Buffalo

2.5

42.5

Jacksonville

Under

San Francisco

5.5

41

Tampa Bay

Over

Carolina

10

41

NY Jets

Over

Kansas City

5

41

Oakland

Under

Dallas

6.5

49

Green Bay

Over

Cincinnati

2

43

Pittsburgh

Under

Detroit

6

48.5

Baltimore

Under

E.W.

The worst problem you face as an armchair quarterback is all the other armchair quarterbacks telling you what you did wrong.

 

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