NFL Week 13


Sir Evil’s Picks

Well the computer figured on the Lions eating the Texans but it looks like Texans like Lions for dinner. Hear they taste just like everything else the Texans have eaten.

For Dallas fans, I got good news and bad news. Good news! You will not have the crap beat out of you by the Bears in the playoffs. Bad news: If you are there at all, you will be safely in the stands watching the game.

My take:

Away

Home

Away

Home

Favorite

Line

O/U

New Orleans

Atlanta

24

25

Atlanta

2

49

Jacksonville

Buffalo

21

24

Buffalo

2

45

Seattle

Chicago

18

23

Chicago

5

41

Indianapolis

Detroit

20

27

Detroit

7

47

Minnesota

Green Bay

18

29

Green Bay

10

47

Carolina

Kansas City

20

21

Kansas City

0

41

New England

Miami

26

20

New England

7

46

Arizona

NY Jets

17

24

NY Jets

7

41

San Francisco

St. Louis

21

18

San Francisco

3

39

Houston

Tennessee

24

20

Houston

4

45

Tampa Bay

Denver

23

25

Denver

2

48

Pittsburgh

Baltimore

18

23

Baltimore

4

41

Cleveland

Oakland

21

23

Oakland

2

44

Cincinnati

San Diego

19

24

San Diego

5

43

Philadelphia

Dallas

24

24

Philadelphia

0

47

NY Giants

Washington

24

21

NY Giants

3

46

Vegas:

Favorite

Line

O/U

Bet

O/U

Atlanta

3.5

54.5

New Orleans

Under

Buffalo

6

41

Jacksonville

Over

Chicago

3

36.5

Chicago

Over

Detroit

7

51

Indianapolis

Under

Green Bay

7.5

47

Green Bay

Over

Carolina

5.5

41.5

Kansas City

Under

New England

7.5

51

Miami

Under

NY Jets

6

37

NY Jets

Over

San Francisco

7.5

41

St. Louis

Under

Houston

7

47.5

Tennessee

Under

Denver

7.5

50

Tampa Bay

Under

Baltimore

7.5

36.5

Pittsburgh

Over

Cleveland

2.5

39.5

Oakland

Over

Cincinnati

1

46

San Diego

Under

Dallas

10.5

44

Philadelphia

Over

NY Giants

3

51

NY Giants

Under

Two weeks in a row with good bets. Good sign for the economy. It would appear that overzealous Dallas fans (is there any other kind?) have too much money to spend. Philly will cover the spread today by beating Dallas.

E.W.

I blame Black Friday and Cyber Monday (events that prove positive that things like air bags have reversed evolution) for everything that went wrong in my picks last week.

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