I don’t wanna talk about week 10. That week is dead to me.
If the Texans don’t slow down their eating habits they’re going to need Jenny Craig… er wait, forget that idea, they’d probably actually eat her too. So far they’ve had dolphin (hear it tastes just like chicken), jaguar, bronco, greek god (tastes just like ambrosia which I understand is a lot like a hotdog), jet aircraft, raven, buffalo and the rider and now bear. Hope they liked jaguar because they get a second helping this week.
My take:
Away |
Home |
Away |
Home |
Favorite |
Line |
O/U |
Miami |
Buffalo |
21 |
20 |
Miami |
1 |
41 |
Arizona |
Atlanta |
17 |
26 |
Atlanta |
9 |
44 |
Tampa Bay |
Carolina |
23 |
21 |
Tampa Bay |
1 |
44 |
Cleveland |
Dallas |
20 |
24 |
Dallas |
4 |
44 |
Green Bay |
Detroit |
23 |
23 |
Detroit |
0 |
46 |
Jacksonville |
Houston |
18 |
24 |
Houston |
6 |
42 |
Cincinnati |
Kansas City |
20 |
20 |
Kansas City |
0 |
41 |
Indianapolis |
New England |
20 |
28 |
New England |
8 |
48 |
NY Jets |
St. Louis |
21 |
21 |
NY Jets |
1 |
42 |
Philadelphia |
Washington |
24 |
21 |
Philadelphia |
3 |
45 |
New Orleans |
Oakland |
26 |
24 |
New Orleans |
2 |
51 |
San Diego |
Denver |
24 |
24 |
Denver |
0 |
48 |
Baltimore |
Pittsburgh |
16 |
21 |
Pittsburgh |
4 |
37 |
Chicago |
San Francisco |
18 |
21 |
San Francisco |
2 |
39 |
Vegas:
Favorite |
Line |
O/U |
Bet |
O/U |
Buffalo |
2.5 |
46.0 |
Miami |
Under |
Atlanta |
9.5 |
44.0 |
Arizona |
Under |
Tampa Bay |
1.5 |
48 |
Carolina |
Under |
Dallas |
7.5 |
43.5 |
Cleveland |
Over |
Green Bay |
3.0 |
52.0 |
Detroit |
Under |
Houston |
15.0 |
40.5 |
Jacksonville |
Over |
Cincinnati |
3.5 |
43.5 |
Kansas City |
Under |
New England |
9.0 |
54.0 |
Indianapolis |
Under |
St. Louis |
3.5 |
38.5 |
NY Jets |
Over |
Washington |
3.5 |
44.0 |
Philadelphia |
Over |
New Orleans |
5.0 |
55.0 |
Oakland |
Under |
Denver |
7.5 |
48.5 |
San Diego |
Under |
Baltimore |
3.5 |
40.0 |
Pittsburgh |
Under |
San Francisco |
6.0 |
37.5 |
Chicago |
Over |
There aren’t any good bets this week.
E.W.
I blame the CIA sex scandal for everything that went wrong last week.