Picture an airport bar, somewhere halfway between Green Bay, Wisconsin and Phoenix, Arizona…
A bunch of large surly looking men, half which are in red pajamas and half in green, are sitting at the bar, watching a football game having a few beers. One of them in red shouts, “GEEZ, he scored again!”
His buddy in green replies, “I bet I could have stopped that…”
Red says, “Ever get that feeling you’re forgetting something but you can’t remember what it was?”
“Yeah, I’ve had that feeling all day, seems like I was supposed to be going somewhere.” Green says.
“And you know that feeling is never wrong…”
“Another touchdown… good thing we aren’t drinking to the scores.”
E.W.
In walks a bunch of irritated guys in darker green jammies, “… no flights to Dallas at all till next Fall…” one of them mutters.