Archive | September 11, 2011

Kid Thinking Out of the Balloon

Last night as the family was going to bed we were doing our usual impression of The Waltons, “Good night kid, good night Momma, Good night Daddy…” We heard the one of the cats getting into the toilet paper in the bathroom. I put the kibosh on that and went back to bed. I said, “We need some balloons so we can keep them out of the toilet paper and other various things they should avoid getting into.”

After a minute or so, which I suppose was how long it took the kid’s mind roll this around, the kid said, “That would be cool, if we hung the toilet paper from the balloon then they wouldn’t be able to reach it.”

Suddenly we’re cracking up because I started imagining all kinds of things hanging from helium balloons. I’m guessing the kid still doesn’t know how balloons really work to keep cats out of things.

E.W.

And I know some of you out there don’t know either. If you put a balloon in front of something you don’t want the cat to bother, when they swipe at it or try to climb it, it explodes. Most cats avoid those places afterwards.

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2011 NFL Week 1 – Picks

It’s time for football. The Prince and I made our picks for Week 1, though we’re late in posting them.

Week 1
Thu, Sep 08 Spring’s Picks Prince’s Picks
NO @ GB New Orleans New Orleans
Sun, Sep 11  
ATL @ CHI Atlanta Atlanta
IND @ HOU Indianapolis Indianapolis
BUF @ KC Kansas City Buffalo
CIN @ CLE Cleveland Cincinnati
PIT @ BAL Baltimore Baltimore
PHI @ STL Philadelphia Philadelphia
DET @ TB Tampa Bay Detroit
TEN @ JAC Tennessee Jacksonville
MIN @ SD Minnesota San Diego
CAR @ ARI Carolina Arizona
NYG @ WAS Washington NYGiants
SEA @ SF San Fransisco Seattle
DAL @ NYJ NYJets NYJets
Mon, Sep 12  
NE @ MIA Miami Miami
OAK @ DEN Oakland Denver
This entry was posted on September 11, 2011, in Sports - NFL.

NFL 2011 Week 1

Here’s my predictions for Week 1. There are no good bets. The economy is too bad for rabid fans to be moving the lines in Vegas.

My Predictions
Away Home Away Home Favorite Line O/U
New Orleans Green Bay 23 25 Green Bay 2 47
Atlanta Chicago 22 21 Atlanta 0 43
Indianapolis Houston 24 23 Indianapolis 1 47
Buffalo Kansas City 22 24 Kansas City 1 46
Tennessee Jacksonville 21 21 Jacksonville 0 42
Cincinnati Cleveland 18 19 Cleveland 1 38
Philadelphia St. Louis 24 18 Philadelphia 6 42
Pittsburgh Baltimore 17 21 Baltimore 4 38
Detroit Tampa Bay 21 23 Tampa Bay 2 45
Minnesota San Diego 20 24 San Diego 4 44
NY Giants Washington 22 19 NY Giants 3 42
Carolina Arizona 22 25 Arizona 3 47
Seattle San Francisco 16 27 San Francisco 10 43
Dallas NY Jets 16 22 NY Jets 6 38
New England Miami 25 20 New England 5 46
Oakland Denver 22 22 Denver 0 44
Vegas Line            
    Favorite Line O/U Bet O/U
New Orleans Green Bay Green Bay 5.0 47.5 New Orleans Under
Atlanta Chicago Atlanta 2.5 40.0 Chicago Over
Indianapolis Houston Houston 8.5 43.0 Indianapolis Over
Buffalo Kansas City Kansas City 6.0 40.0 Buffalo Over
Tennessee Jacksonville Jacksonville 2.0 37.0 Tennessee Over
Cincinnati Cleveland Cleveland 6.5 35.5 Cincinnati Over
Philadelphia St. Louis Philadelphia 4.5 44.0 Philadelphia Under
Pittsburgh Baltimore Baltimore 1.5 36.0 Baltimore Over
Detroit Tampa Bay Tampa Bay 1.5 41.0 Tampa Bay Over
Minnesota San Diego San Diego 8.5 41.5 Minnesota Over
NY Giants Washington NY Giants 3.0 37.5 NY Giants Over
Carolina Arizona Arizona 7.0 37.0 Carolina Over
Seattle San Francisco San Francisco 5.5 37.5 San Francisco Over
Dallas NY Jets NY Jets 5.0 40.5 NY Jets Under
New England Miami New England 7.0 45.5 Miami Over
Oakland Denver Denver 3.0 46.0 Oakland Under

E.W.

Almost didn’t get the over bet on Pittsburgh. Nice of them to score once…

This entry was posted on September 11, 2011, in Sports - NFL.