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Aunt Mildred

One of my hobbies is baking breads.  I started doing this many years ago.  When I started some of my breads were only edible by outdoor creatures but I got better pretty quick.  Most people seemed to like my breads and I know I did.  Then one day I went to a restaurant called Razoo’s where, with my crawfish et tu fe, I had a drop biscuit exactly like the ones I make homemade.  Well… not exactly, their biscuit was MUCH more fluffy than mine.  I was annoyed.

I started experimenting and quickly discovered that adding more milk acheived the fluffyness that their biscuits had.  After that, I started upping the liquid in all of my recipes, which improved them nicely.

A few years ago I met the Queen’s Aunt Mildred and Uncle Leonard.  Absolutely wonderful people, I sat in their kitchen and talked to Leonard for hours and honestly I didn’t want to leave when we had to go.  At the time, the Prince was in diapers and had just learned to do things like climb down out of the truck.  It was obvious when Mildred got around him that she was one of those natural great moms.  I think they had eight kids, so maybe practice made perfect.

Sadly, that one meeting of Aunt Mildred was all I’ll get in this life, she passed a short time back.

Now many years ago one of my Grandfathers passed away and unfortunately took his barbecue slaw recipe to the grave.  Sometimes I wonder if he did that on purpose…  Since then my cousin has been trying to replicate it and appears to be very close, although we both agree that something isn’t the same with it.  He’s still working on it, we will find what’s missing.

Talking about this with the Queen prompted her to start looking at favorite recipes from our elders.  One of those recipes was for plain white bread from Aunt Mildred.  She gave me that recipe to make for her and insisted that I follow it exactly, which meant using shortening instead of butter.  Now, there’s nothing really unusual about this recipe, all bread recipes are pretty much the same.  However, when I made this, it was obvious that something was different.  When the dough was finished and ready for kneading, it was VERY light compared to all of my other doughs.  The finished product was also VERY fluffy.

I don’t care for the taste of shortening in bread, perhaps because of my three years of being Spongebob at KFC.  But I wanted to know if that was what accounted for the texture of Aunt Mildred’s bread.  So I started experimenting, first by replacing shortening with butter in her recipe.  It made no difference in the texture at all, still just as fluffy.  (And despite the Queen, it tasted better…)

The only other difference I could see was using water vs. milk.  Changing those around really made no difference at all.  So I was puzzled.  Then it occurred to me that one step was different, and it was just technique, nothing in the mix, just how you mix it.  I guess in the recipes I first used, mixing the dry yeast in the flour and pouring the liquid into that to make the dough was a time saving step.  But in Aunt Mildred’s bread, she puts the yeast into the warm liquid first and lets it grow for twenty minutes.

Since I’m kinda dumb, I didn’t really believe that the order of mixing the yeast would make a difference.  So up until last night, I never tested this on my other recipes.  Last night I made my usual Parker House rolls for dinner today.  But this time, I changed the technique.  The difference is stunning.

Thank you Aunt Mildred.

E.W.

I think that Uncle Leonard must be the only man on earth luckier than me.

NFL Week 12

Here are the picks:

Away Home Winner Vegas Line O/U Bets
Green Bay Detroit 27 21 GB GB 12 48 DET Over
Oakland Dallas 17 26 DAL DAL 13.5 40.5 OAK Over
NY Giants Denver 23 20 NYG NYG 6 42 DEN Over
Tampa Bay Atlanta 20 22 ATL ATL 12 46 TB Under
Arizona Tennessee 20 23 TEN TEN 2.5 47 ARZ Under
Seattle St. Louis 22 21 SEA SEA 3 42.5 STL Over
Cleveland Cincinnati 17 21 CIN CIN 14 38.5 CLE Over
Chicago Minnesota 18 21 MIN MIN 11 47 CHI Under
Carolina NY Jets 20 22 NYJ NYJ 3 41.5 CAR Over
Washington Philadelphia 18 23 PHI PHI 9.5 41 WAS Over
Indianapolis Houston 22 21 IND IND 3.5 48 HOU Under
Miami Buffalo 19 20 BUF MIA 3 39.5 BUF Under
Kansas City San Diego 16 24 SD SD 13.5 45 KC Under
Jacksonville San Francisco 20 22 SF SF 3 41.5 JAC Over
Pittsburgh Baltimore 18 20 BAL BAL 2.5 39.5 PIT Under
New England New Orleans 27 25 NE NE 2.5 56 NE Under

There aren’t any good bets this week, which is good. I think Tampa missed the plane to Tampa. Maybe they flew to Atlanta early…

Monday night is going to be a good game, the computer says this is a preview of the Superbowl. Here’s how the playoffs shake out:

Wild Cards AFC Baltimore Pittsburgh 17 22 Pittsburgh
Cincinnati San Diego 18 25 San Diego
NFC NY Giants Arizona 24 23 NY Giants
Green Bay Philadelphia 22 24 Philadelphia
Division AFC Pittsburgh Indianapolis 19 21 Indianapolis
San Diego New England 19 26 New England
NFC NY Giants New Orleans 24 25 New Orleans
Philadelphia Minnesota 20 21 Minnesota
Conference AFC New England Indianapolis 24 23 New England
NFC Minnesota New Orleans 24 26 New Orleans
Superbowl New England New Orleans 27 25 New England
New Orleans New England 21 26 New England

E.W.

Yesterday, while in the kitchen making a grocery list, the Prince comes and asks, “Whatcha doin?”

I said, “I’m getting the turkey dinner ready, cause Momma’s sick.”

“Wow, you’re gonna make a turkey from scratch?”

Nothing pumps your ego like your kid thinking you can produce a turkey from thin air…

This entry was posted on November 26, 2009, in Sports - NFL.

NFL Week 12 – Spring & The Prince Make Their Picks

Happy Thanksgiving!!!
I hope you and your family have something to be thankful for this year. Even if it’s just being thankful for each other.

The Nascar Season is over (boohoo) so we have thrown all our attention into the NFL and our little family competition. Last week the Prince and SirEvil did pretty well, and well I came in last. But I’m still happy because my Titans proved me wrong and won on Monday night.

So this week we have some toss up games. I’m hoping New Orleans carry their winning streak through this weekend and beat New England. That was the toughest game to pick. The Prince thinks they’ll fall to New England though. I’m crossing my fingers on that one.

The Titans did such a great job last weekend that I’m hoping they’ll carry that through with Arizona. Especially since they’re playing at home. The Prince thinks the fishes will take the Bisons in the snow. Never know about the Voodoo child’s picks sometimes. He might be right, but I don’t think so. His upset pick is Houston over Indianapolis. Houston plays pretty good at home and it might be a tough game for the Colts. But I don’t think they’ll fall to the Texans.

So here’s our picks for this week. 

Week 12
Thu Nov 26  Spring’s Picks
The Prince’s Picks
GB @ DET  Green Bay  Detroit
OAK @ DAL  Dallas  Dallas
NYG @ DEN  NY Giants  Denver
Sun, Nov 29
MIA @ BUF  Buffalo  Dolphins
SEA @ STL  Seattle  St. Louis
WAS @ PHI   Philadelphia   Philadelphia
TB @ ATL  Atlanta  Atlanta
ARI @ TEN  Tennessee  Tennessee
IND @ HOU  Indianapolis  Houston
CLE @ CIN   Cincinnati   Cincinnati
CHI @ MIN  Minnesota  Minnesota
CAR @ NYJ  Carolina  Carolina
KC @ SD  San Diego  San Diego
JAC @ SF  Jacksonville  Jacksonville
PIT @ BAL  Pittsburgh  Baltimore
Mon, Nov 30
NE @ NO  New Orleans  New England

Byes: None
This entry was posted on November 25, 2009, in Sports - NFL.

NFL Week 11 – Spring & The Prince Results

NFL Week 11 – Spring & The Prince’s Results

Well this was more like it! Everyone played up to their stats, those we really expected to win, won and those we thought were a toss up, were truly a toss up.

The Prince finished out the week with a great set of picks. The little 6 year old picked 12 of the 16 games correctly. I’m very glad he picked Tenn to win on Monday night. They are my team after all. And even more so, I’m glad my Titans played so well and won the game. It was a tough fought and physical game, wow.

I was disappointed that Atlanta didn’t seem to play to their potential against the Giants. I still think the Falcons should have won that game. And what a disappointment Pittsburgh has been this year.

But all in all, it wasn’t a bad week, I finished out the picks 10 of 16 and that’s at least better than the 50% I’ve had in the past few weeks.

So here are our results.

Week 11
Thu Nov 19  Spring’s Picks
 Spring’s Results
The Prince’s Picks
The Prince’s Results
MIA @ CAR  Carolina  L – 24 / 17  Miami  W
Sun, Nov 22
PIT @ KC  Pittsburgh  L – 24 / 27  Kansas City  W
IND @ BAL  Indianapolis  W – 17 / 15  Indianapolis  W
SF @ GB  Green Bay  W – 24 / 30  Green Bay  W
BUF @ JAC  Jacksonville  W – 15 / 18  Jacksonville  W
ATL @ NYG  Atlanta  L – 31 / 34  Atlanta  L
NO @ TB  New Orleans  W – 38 / 7  New Orleans  W
CLE @ DET  Detroit  W – 38 / 37  Detroit  W
WAS @ DAL  Dallas  W – 7 / 6  Washington  L
SEA @ MIN  Minnesota  W – 9 / 35  Seattle  L
ARI @ STL  Arizona  W – 21 / 13  Arizona  W
NYJ @ NE  New England  W – 14 / 31  New England  W
SD @ DEN  Denver  L – 32 / 3  Denver  L
CIN @ OAK  Cincinnati  L – 17 / 20  Oakland  W
PHI @ CHI  Philadelphia  W – 24 / 20  Philadelphia  W
Mon, Nov 23
TEN @ HOU  Houston  L – 20 / 17  Tennessee  W
 W – 10 / L – 6 of 16  W – 12 / L – 4
This entry was posted on November 24, 2009, in Sports - NFL.

NFL Week 11

Here’s the picks:

Away Home     Winner Vegas Line O/U Bets  
Miami Carolina 19 21 CAR CAR 3 42.5 MIA Under
Indianapolis Baltimore 19 20 BAL IND 1 44.5 BAL Under
Seattle Minnesota 18 25 MIN MIN 11 46.5 MIN Under
New Orleans Tampa Bay 22 22 TB NO 11.5 51 TB Under
Atlanta NY Giants 19 23 NYG NYG 6.5 45 ATL Under
Pittsburgh Kansas City 24 17 PIT PIT 10 40 KC Over
Cleveland Detroit 21 21 DET DET 3.5 38.5 CLE Over
San Francisco Green Bay 17 25 GB GB 6.5 42.5 GB Under
Buffalo Jacksonville 18 22 JAC JAC 8.5 42.5 BUF Under
Washington Dallas 20 24 DAL DAL 11 41.5 WAS Over
Arizona St. Louis 26 20 AZ AZ 9 47 STL Under
San Diego Denver 23 22 SD SD 3   DEN None
Cincinnati Oakland 21 19 CIN CIN 9.5 36 OAK Over
NY Jets New England 18 25 NE NE 10.5 45 NYJ Under
Philadelphia Chicago 22 23 CHI CHI 3 45 CHI Under
Tennessee Houston 19 22 HOU HOU 4.5 48 TEN Under

It would appear from last week that whatever Baltimore had, it is contagious, they appear to have given it to Cleveland. There’s only one good bet this week… Tampa. I’m not saying nothin’.

Here’s how the playoffs shake out:

Wild Cards AFC Baltimore Pittsburgh 17 22 Pittsburgh
    Cincinnati San Diego 18 25 San Diego
             
  NFC Dallas NY Giants 20 22 NY Giants
    Green Bay Arizona 24 25 Arizona
             
Division AFC Pittsburgh Indianapolis 19 22 Indianapolis
    San Diego New England 19 26 New England
             
  NFC NY Giants Minnesota 22 22 NY Giants
    Arizona New Orleans 23 27 New Orleans
             
Conference AFC Indianapolis New England 19 24 New England
             
  NFC NY Giants New Orleans 23 24 New Orleans
             
Superbowl   New England New Orleans 27 25 New England
    New Orleans New England 20 26 New England

E.W.

Smart kids –

Mom: You don’t think I’m your servant do you?

4-Year-Old: No, sister is… You’re just a very good person.

This entry was posted on November 19, 2009, in Sports - NFL.

NFL Week 11 – Spring & The Prince Make Their Picks

Well I haven’t been doing very well with my gut feeling picks. And there’s no guarantee this week will be different.

I’m sticking with the statistics on the Miami/Carolina game. Carolina has had some big boost in their confidence with their recent wins. Plus they’re playing at home and I think that gives them the advantage over the Dolphins. The Prince likes dolphins and think they will swim on by the big cats.

I’m going with Pittsburgh for the same reason. Their season and their record on the road is better than what I think Kansas City can play up to. I’m a little surprised the Prince is going with KC; his principal is a huge Steelers fan. But who know, the little voodoo child might know something we don’t.

While Dallas hasn’t been living up to their hype (which they rarely do anyway), I think Jerry is going to make sure they don’t loose at home in his Palace against Washington. I’m fairly sure there are some jobs on line with this game and I think they will pull out the win. The Prince however thinks the Redskins are great and they’ll pull out a surprise victory.

Minnesota / Seattle is another hard pick. I think the Seahawks have the potential for taking the Vikings. But I have to go with the sentimental favorite and pick Farve (The Geriatric Ninja) to pull off a win again with his Vikings. The Prince however thinks they’re tired and the kewl looking Seahawks are gonna win.

He’s picking Oakland over Cincinnati and I’m half tempted to change my pick to match his. But I think I’m going to go with my gut feeling about the stats for the Bengals and cross my fingers that I’m right about this one.

Lastly Tennessee at Houston is the last tough pick. I really want my Titans to win and they just might be able to pull it off. They’re coming off a win and a confidence boost, but I think Houston plays better at home than what their record indicates. So I’m taking a chance on my gut feeling and taking the Texans. The Prince knows Tennessee is one of Momma’s favorite teams (after all I was born there) and he’s decided because of that, they’re going to win. Don’t ya just love that 6 year old mental processing? 

Here are the picks for Week 11

Week 11
Thu Nov 19  Spring’s Picks The Prince’s Picks
MIA @ CAR  Carolina  Miami
Sun, Nov 22
PIT @ KC  Pittsburgh  Kansas City
IND @ BAL  Indianapolis  Indianapolis
SF @ GB  Green Bay  Green Bay
BUF @ JAC  Jacksonville  Jacksonville
ATL @ NYG  Atlanta  Atlanta
NO @ TB  New Orleans  New Orleans
CLE @ DET  Detroit  Detroit
WAS @ DAL  Dallas  Washington
SEA @ MIN  Minnesota  Seattle
ARI @ STL  Arizona  Arizona
NYJ @ NE  New England  New England
SD @ DEN  Denver  Denver
CIN @ OAK  Cincinnati  Oakland
PHI @ CHI  Philadelphia  Philadelphia
Mon, Nov 23
TEN @ HOU  Houston  Tennessee

Byes: None

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This entry was posted on November 18, 2009, in Sports - NFL.

HBO’s True Blood

We’ve been watching HBO’s “True Blood” from Netflix. While I’ve seen a few of the episodes over it’s current seasons, I’ve missed a lot of them. SirEvil has never seen them so we decided to add the show to our Netflix list and start from scratch. One of the first things we decided is watching this show is like watching “baptist” porn. While the concept of sexual interaction is very much in tune with the historical mythology of Vampires, the show takes it to the very edge of what we’re used to seeing on American television, or even cable. Now for us, this isn’t a big deal; we’re hardly puritans. But it certainly surprises me that one of our dear friends (a very devout Christian) is totally enthralled with this show, with all it’s immoral concepts. For some reason I find that funny and interesting at the same time.

So after watching a few of the first episodes we find ourselves wishing Netflix would hurry up and send the next DVD. We’re ready for the next episode as soon as the previous one ends. A good sign for a show that it’s good. And this one, certainly is! If you haven’t seen it, it’s well worth putting on your Netflix list.

NFL Week 10 – Spring & The Little Prince’s Results

It was a great week for our favorite family teams, but not such a great week for picks. I’m ok with that!

I can’t believe the Redskins won a game. Woohoo and yeehaa! And wow look what the Panthers did to Atlanta. Even the Titans won a game, YES! I’m also very glad I was wrong about Indianapolis and that New Orleans held their own and kept their undefeated record alive as well.

So while the picks didn’t represent a great week of predictions, we’re still happy here in our little home.

Week 10
Thu Nov 12  Spring’s Picks  Results Prince’s Picks Results
CHI @ SF  San Francisco  W – 6 / 10  San Francisco W – 6 / 10
Sun, Nov 15  
DET @ MIN  Minnesota  W – 10 / 27 Minnesota  W – 10 / 27
DEN @ WAS  Denver  L – 17 / 27 Denver  L – 17 / 27
TB @ MIA  Miami  W – 23 / 25 Tampa Bay  L – 23 / 25
BUF @ TEN  Buffalo  L – 17 / 41 Tennessee W – 17 / 41
NO @ STL  New Orleans  W – 28 / 23 New Orleans  W – 28 / 23
JAC @ NYJ  NY Jets  L – 24 / 22 NY Jets  L – 24 / 22
ATL @ CAR  Carolina  W – 19 / 28 Carolina  W – 19 / 28
CIN @ PIT  Pittsburgh  L – 18 / 12 Pittsburgh  L – 18 / 12
KC @ OAK  Oakland  L – 16 / 10 Oakland  L – 16 / 10
DAL @ GB  Dallas  L – 7 / 17 Green Bay  W – 7 / 17
PHI @ SD  Philadelphia  L – 23 / 31 Philadelphia  L – 23 / 31
SEA @ ARI  Arizona  W – 20 / 31 Arizona  W – 20 / 31
NE @ IND  New England  L – 34 / 35 Indianapolis  W – 34 / 35
Mon, Nov 16  
BAL @ CLE  Baltimore  W – 16 / 10 Baltimore   W – 16 / 10

Results: W = 7 / L = 8  of 15

Season: W = 92 / L = 52 of 144

Results: W = 9 /

L = 6  of 15

This entry was posted on November 18, 2009, in Sports - NFL.

Planet Nibiru Will Hit Earth in 2012. Everyone Duck!

I have been receiving a good deal of emails from people who are seriously worried and scared about the end of the world as foretold by the Mayans and the Mayan Calendar. Probably because of the new movie that is about to be released “2012” from Centropolis Entertainment and starring John Cusack.

There is of course a ton of information about the Mayan’s and their Calendar out there on the web. The trick is trying to separate the BS from some of the good academic research.

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This entry was posted on November 16, 2009, in Spirituality.

NFL Week 10

Here’s the picks:

Away Home Winner Vegas Line O/U Bets
Chicago San Francisco 19 19 CHI SF 3 43 CHI Under
Atlanta Carolina 19 21 CAR ATL 1.5 43.5 CAR Under
Jacksonville NY Jets 20 22 NYJ NYJ 7 40.5 JAC Over
Detroit Minnesota 20 28 MIN MIN 17 47 DET Over
New Orleans St. Louis 26 20 NO NO 14 50 STL Under
Buffalo Tennessee 18 21 TEN TEN 7 41 BUF Under
Denver Washington 18 21 WAS DEN 3.5 37 WAS Over
Cincinnati Pittsburgh 17 24 PIT PIT 7 41.5 PIT Under
Tampa Bay Miami 22 21 TB MIA 10 43.5 TB Under
Kansas City Oakland 19 19 KC OAK 1.5 36.5 KC Over
Seattle Arizona 21 26 AZ AZ 8.5 46.5 SEA Over
Philadelphia San Diego 19 22 SD SD 1 47 AD Under
Dallas Green Bay 19 23 GB DAL 3 47.5 GB Under
New England Indianapolis 23 23 NE IND 3 50 NE Under
Baltimore Cleveland 20 20 BAL BAL 11 40.5 CLE Under

Carolina finally won me a bet! I’ll have to look through my files and see if that’s ever happened before. This week there are two good bets. It would appear that a lot of rabid Miami fans spent the week in Vegas, Tampa will cover that 10 point spread by beating them. And Cleveland will cover the spread against Baltimore… Did the boys in Vegas miss Baltimore’s last game?

Again Minnesota improves in the computer’s eye, in fact, they now look like the number one seed in the NFC. Here’s how the playoffs shake out:

Wild Cards AFC Baltimore Pittsburgh 16 23 Pittsburgh
NY Jets San Diego 19 24 San Diego
NFC Dallas Arizona 23 23 Arizona
Green Bay NY Giants 23 23 NY Giants
Division AFC Pittsburgh Indianapolis 19 21 Indianapolis
San Diego New England 19 26 New England
NFC Arizona Minnesota 21 24 Minnesota
NY Giants New Orleans 24 25 New Orleans
Conference AFC New England Indianapolis 23 23 New England
NFC Minnesota New Orleans 24 26 New Orleans
Superbowl New England New Orleans 27 25 New England
New Orleans New England 20 27 New England

E.W.

Dear East Coast: I apologize for washing my truck and causing the biblical flood. I ran it through some mud, hopefully the rain will stop soon.

This entry was posted on November 14, 2009, in Sports - NFL.